"Han shot first" is the battle cry of many a distraught fanboy (and some fangirls) who took umbrage with the Special Edition of Star Wars. In it, Greedo was shown shooting first at Han—missing him by a kilometer at point-blank range—and then getting PWNed. I guess Rodians can't shoot worth a piss either.

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