- "Don't you have a stun collar or something for him?"
- ―A random Hapan
At the time of the Second Galactic Civil War, the Hapes Consortium was ruled by a one-armed hottie named Tenel Ka who, despite her baby face, could whip your arse with a lightsaber any day of the week. She had a fling with soon-to-be Sith Lord Jacen Solo, giving birth to a little Jedi baby named Allana. Okay, so then, a bunch of
old-fashioned party-poopers Jedi from the old order decided that it wasn't a good thing to be ruled by a Sith (ya think?), and they started a revolt. This, however, was swiftly put in its place, and the Hapans were free to continue bucking three millennia of "tradition", which is always a good thing.
One hundred years later, they had developed into a macrocosm of Switzerland; wealthy, neutral, and every citizen an assault rifle.