Admiral "Can't Keep a Secret" Harkov was a
guy who talked too much very sneaky admiral. He could keep nothing everything secret. He was really stupid. Like Jar Jar Binks Proportions here.
The Harkov DefectionEdit
Stalin got really ticked and squealed on him to Darth Vader Since Harkov could keep everything secret, the only person who could squeal on him was Harkov himself. Which he did. To Darth Vader. Then he got PWNed. Badly.
- "Two plus Two is Four."
- ―The Harkov Clone, demonstrating his intelligence in second grade