"I didn't do it."
―Admiral Harkov, while being interrogated by Darth Vader after his Defection

Admiral "Can't Keep a Secret" Harkov was a guy who talked too much very sneaky admiral. He could keep nothing everything secret. He was really stupid. Like Jar Jar Binks Proportions here.

The Harkov DefectionEdit

Stalin got really ticked and squealed on him to Darth Vader Since Harkov could keep everything secret, the only person who could squeal on him was Harkov himself. Which he did. To Darth Vader. Then he got PWNed. Badly.

Stupidity LevelEdit

Harkov was so dumb, even God, a False God, and that other God could save him from getting destroyed. It's sorta sad.


"Two plus Two is Four."
―The Harkov Clone, demonstrating his intelligence in second grade

Harkov was revived in the form of a Clone. He grew more facial hair and took on an alias. Opposite his template, the Harkov Clone was really smart. What's the word? Oh yeah, idiot savant.

This article is called Harkov. Harkov has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Harkov can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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