Heaven's Fork
Formation infomation

Joe McFork



Date of formation

29 BBY

Date of disband

29 BBY

Member description
Names of members
Personal information





Using forks to take over the galaxy.


Taking over a Dunkin' Donuts


Getting killed

"If you believe in the F*rk, and you are pure of heart, we might not kill you."
―Joe McFork, shortly before getting killed.

The Heaven's Fork was a murderous cult formed in 29 BBY, formed by Joe McFork. McFork, real name Chris Feinstein, formed the cult as a way to get beer money. Him and his friend, Count Forkula, formed the cult based on belief that the almighty F*rk would bring them riches and treasure once the Heaven's Fork killed all the non-believers in the galaxy. McFork was able to get a small group of followers through subliminal messaging on a BowFlex infomercial, and the group put their plans into action. The group attacked a Dunkin' Donuts on Coruscant, and held the customers hostage, demanding to speak to Darth Darth Binks. Binks then destroyed the Dunkin' Donuts, killing everyone inside. The End.

This article is called Heaven's Fork. Heaven's Fork has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Heaven's Fork can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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