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HoloNet News was a crappy fair and balanced newsletter, circulated throughout the Galactic Republic, that told big fat lies about everything. Selkath is related to Ackabar![1] However, they didn't tell lies about everything; most of the stuff is true. Seriously.

Notes and ReferencesEdit

  1. I hope you didn't believe that crap. Believing it will result in getting your planet destroyed. Believing them is like not believing SuperShadow. Idiots!

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