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Leland Chee in another ill faith attempt to explain yet another continuity clusterfuck

The Holocron continuity database was the database used internally by Lucas Licensing to keep track of all of the fictional elements created for the Star Wars universe, and contains elements from nearly every officially sanctioned Star Wars source. It was maintained by Leland Chee and located in a secret dungeon on Skywalker Ranch better known as Area 1138. Everything went fine and dandy until 2008 when George Lucas released Star Wars:The Clone Wars, and announced much information about the then upcoming MMO Star Wars:The Old Republic. In the passing years fanboys demanded LFL to fix the huge continuity clusterfuck. This caused the Holocron continuity database to explode and taking with it a large part of Skywalker Ranch. Among the casualties were Leland Chee and a clone of George Lucas' original Alaskan Malamute Indiana.

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Leland Chee goes to his "Happy Place" after personally answering 582,797,754 questions regarding certain inhabatants of Coruscant

The Holocron continuity database was rebuilt and George Lucas went to the good people of Wookieepedia to find a substitute for Leland Chee. Mr Lucas however was escorted out and advised to go with "The nice men in white". In time the Holocron continuity database was taken over by Nuku-Nuku who answered every single question with: *Hiss* and I blame TOR! Goddammit TOR stop breaking stuff!


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This article is called Holocron continuity database. Holocron continuity database has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Holocron continuity database can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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