- "Mesah dink dat da book is stupid. Nobody gets anything out of it!"
- ―Darth Darth Binks
How to Win Friends and Influence Wookies was a book written by Karen Traviss and her son Derek J. Reda for Humans of the most pathetic nature. Studies showed that said individuals that did not read this book first ended up with their arms ripped out of their sockets. A great influence for this opus magnum was Chewbacca.