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IG 100 Magna Guards or as they are more likely known as Grevious robot tin cans who serve Grevious some drinks before he died on sum relitively unimportant backwater planet in the outtarrr rhimmm. Nah but they were really his body guards who were really wack cause they could kill some jedi (like there was 4 of them and only one guy and youre indestrucible robots. Oh my gosh this is just emmbarisng talking about this im done jeez.) Yeah well i got nothin else so yeah read somethin else or ill BLOW UP YOUR PLANET!! Nah jus kidding, (OR AM I?) Yeah anyway yeah they were alright. They carried big electrosticks that look dangerous but in reality they were glowing vibrators i mean we dont want your kids getting Raped, right? Well we know you hate your kids but lets just say yeah anyway. Yeah the sticks could only hurt fish found on Kashyyk, and tey were even lousy at that. Yeah the end. For now kids. So go to bed yah brats.

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