The iWing was Apple's attempt to create a starfighter. It was a space superiority fighter, a heavy bomber, an interceptor, an iPod, a gaming system, an "Internet browsing device", a phone, a camera, a pornography storage system, a word processor, and a printer all rolled into one. But you couldn't modify it in any way, unlike all their previous products, or it would stop working.

As if that weren't enough, the fighter didn't have enough speed to get away from an exploding Death Star, much less a bog-standard TIE fighter. Still, it PWN3D Darth Zoom.

This article is called IWing. IWing has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of IWing can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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