Ice Cream Guy
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| Ice Cream Guy | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld | |
| Born |
Unknown |
| Died |
Unknown |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Human |
| Gender | |
| Hair color |
Dark |
| Chronological and political information | |
| Affiliation |
HIMSELF, other Wierd Vong gods,Consortium of independent Ice-cream makers(C.I.I.C.M) |
- "them damn imps aint gettin this"
- ―The Ice Cream Guy when the Imps invaded
The Ice Cream Guy was a guy who made ice cream. His ice cream was magical, and it had to be kept safe at all costs. A little known fact is that when the Empire invaded Cloud City, they were actually looking for him on the orders of Palpatine, who wanted some ice cream really badly. Luckily for The Galaxy, he escaped.
It was later discovered that the reason the galaxy couldn't get enough of it was that it was laced with drugs, and the Ice Cream guy was busted for dealing. He was later busted out by the Yuuzhan Vong on accident while they were attaking Coruscant. He had them try his Ice Cream, and he became their new god, Yun-Icecreamun. He sells Ice Cream on Zonoma Sekot to this day.
