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An imperial knight, striking an gay heroic pose.

"Don't leave us alone with Fel! He beats us!"
―Imperial Knights to the Moffs

Imperial Knights were, like, Jedi wannabees y'know. They weren't very good. They were a laughingstock amongst the whole galaxy. Amongst the Sith and Jedi, it became an insult to call someone an Imperial Knight.

Roan Fel used them to do his bidding. He made them kill people he didn't like. He made them clean stuff and water his plants.

When they weren't running errands for Fel, Imperial Knights were usually sleeping, eating, or mating. Imperial Knights spent countless hours wondering if their armour made them look fat.

Some Imperial Knights include:

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