"No. That's not true. That's impossible!"
Luke Skywalker being a whiny idiot

Impossible refers to a thought or idea that is incapable of being true or an action incapable of being done or performed. Whenever somebody says something's impossible, it should always be trusted. Except for that one time, when Darth Vader told Luke Skywalker that he was his father, and Luke said it was impossible but he really was. And that one time, when C-3PO told Han Solo that he couldn't navigate through the Hoth asteroid field without getting the Millennium Falcon destroyed, but he did. And that other time, when Fake Wedge said that it was impossible to shoot proton torpedoes down the Death Star's two meter wide exhaust port, but Luke did it. And that other time, when Yoda said that it was impossible to see the future, but somehow...

Okay, fine, I'll shut up.

This article is called Impossible. Impossible has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Impossible can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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