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The Infinite Empire was the evil government of the Rakata. Its name was often viewed as misleading; instead of extending infinitely across and beyond the galaxy, the Empire merely controlled a territory shaped like a figure-eight sign. This layout turned out to be quite disorienting to its (brutally enslaved) inhabitants, but the sadistic Rakata took pleasure in their confusion.