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Fairy
Izrina
Biographical information
Homeworld

Endor

Physical description
Species

Wistie

Gender

Female

Height

Teeny weeny

Chronological and political information
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This article is called Izrina. Izrina has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Izrina can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Izrina.

Izrina was the Queen of the Fairies... er, Wisties. She looked absolutely nothing like the picture in the infobox, but let's pretend she did, because otherwise I have absolutely no reason to care, and neither do you.

Izrina ruled over the peaceful Wisties on Endor. She was made of some kind of fire that doesn't burn anything. She befriended the Ewoks and once helped Wicket W. Warrick protect an annoying ass girl from some monster or other.

Also, there was that one time when Morag the evil witch (don't get me started) captured Izrina and used evil magic to turn her into actual fire. So Izrina went flying around randomly and set fire to the entire forest. An intelligent fairy queen probably would've realized the best thing to do is use her new fire powers to kill Morag... and kill a bunch of goombas and koopa troopas... and if she accidentally started a forest fire, just keep it confined using control lines of noncombustible material, which she could create with small, localized backfires.

Or something. I don't know. Look at the picture again. She's hot. That's a lot more interesting than the real Izrina. Her big moment came when she and her Wisties flew around Cindel and Wicket's tent, tickling them and making everybody giggle like the end of a Scooby Doo episode. Oh, and like all fairies, Izrina was extraordinarily fond of Link.

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