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Ja Ja Jabba was a hip-hop song written and performed by The Notorious J.D.T, infamous gangster, rapper, gangster-rapper, and model. It also featured the talents of Puff Bibby and female Twi'lek group, The Power Converters. It was released posthumously after Jabba Smalls death in 4 ABY.

LyricsEdit

Uh, uh, uh, Boska

Hah, slimier than your average Tiure

Bite heads off frogs; Huttas don't think poodoo stink

Twi’Lek dancers, my Dune Sea players

C-nite for my smugglers in Eisley


Dead right, if they head right, Jabba there every night

Jabba been slimy since days of the Ruusan

Never lose, always choose to, bruise fools who

do something to us, talk gets to us

Girls dance for us, forced to do us, screw us.

Who us? Yeah, Jabba and Bib (ho ho ho ho)

Close like Chewie and Han, the Ul-wan.

You better please me or I will eat thee, S.B.C.

(Take that, take that, take that, ho ho!)

Bounty every debtee easily, busily.

Recently Hutta rivals ain't saying nothing (Nobata)

So I just speak my piece, (Boska) keep the peace.

Corellians with the Falcon piece (that’s you Han), ain’t my peep

Packing, asking who want it, you got it; Hutta flaunt it

That ‘tooine poodoo; we're on it.


Jabba Jabba Jabba can't you see

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your fleshy waist

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (uh)


Jabba Jabba Jabba (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hypno toad)

And I just love your fleshy waist (uh-huh)

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (hah)


I put Oola in my palace to dance for me (uh-huh)

Mos Espa, ‘tooine prefer Whipy-D (that's right)

All Eisley hoes, dough and Nerf fo sho (Boska)

Every cutie wit a booty bought a Wookiee (haaaaah!)

Now who's the real dookie, meaning who's really the poodoo

Other Huttas ain’t rich, Prince Xizor is a bitch


On the speeder, X-wing, sixty and five

Turretproof glass tints if I want some ass

Gonna blast, shoot first, ask questions last


That's how most of these so-called gangsters pass

At last, a Hutta rappin bout bounties and broads

Twi-Lek bras, Jawa crawls, sex on an expensive barge


I still leave you in the Sarlacc

Palace paid for, no barge payment

At my arraignment, note for the plantiff

Leia’s tied up in a my palace basement (shh)

Face it, not guilty, that's how I stay slimy (not guilty)

Richer than Palpy, till you Jedi come on the sly


Jabba Jabba Jabba can't you see

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your fleshy waist

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (uh)


Jabba Jabba Jabba (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hip to)

And I just love your fleshy waist (uh-huh)

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (hah)


I can fill my belly with frogs you see (I can fill me)

S. B. Crumb, my barge go, one sixty, swiftly

Wreck it buy a new one

Rebellion run run run, Corellian run run

I know you sick of this, name brand Hutta with

flows girls; say he's sweet like Ashoka

So get with this Hutta, it's easy

Slave girl here's a pen, call me round ten

Come through, have sex on carpet that’s walking(that's right)

Come up to your cage, hit you while you dancing (uh)

for certain, Jabba freaking, not speaking

Leave that head bleeding, go rancor go!

Tell Organa, she uh-gonna, be my slave girl now

Hit ‘em wit the force like Obi; go me!

Watch me play like Gobi, major character total-ly

Where the Solo? Show me, Boba... (say what, Boba?)


Jabba Jabba Jabba can't you see

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your fleshy waist

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (uh)


Jabba Jabba Jabba (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hypno toad)

And I just love your fleshy waist (uh-huh)

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (hah)


Jabba Jabba Jabba can't you see

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your fleshy waist

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (uh)


Jabba Jabba Jabba (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hip to)

And I just love your fleshy waist (uh-huh)

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (hah)


Jabba Jabba Jabba (uh-huh) can't you see (uh)

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me (hypno toad)

And I just love your fleshy waist (uh-huh)

Guess that's why you the boss, and we’re just slaves (hah)

[fades]

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