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James T. Kirk's toupee

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Captain Kirk's Toupee
Biographical information
Born

In a factory

Died

Very logically

Physical description
Species

Wiggy

Gender

None

Height

Small

Hair color

And how.

Eye color

None

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Known masters

K'Kruhk's hat

"Spock. You, just, destroyed, my hair."
"But it was the logical thing to do in order to protect the Federat-"
"I, don't care. I, want, myhairback.
"
James T. Kirk and Spock, upon the toupee's death at the hands of Spock

The toupee of Captain James T. Kirk was a Wiggy of unidentified gender (often mistaken for a Tribble) that became one of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy. Serving as Master K'Kruhk's hat's apprentice, it singlehandedly defeated a quarter of the entire Separatist droid army, and was able to keep the menace known as Spock at bay for quite some time until Spock finally killed it.

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