- "Spock. You, just, destroyed, my hair."
"But it was the logical thing to do in order to protect the Federat-"
"I, don't care. I, want, myhairback."
- ―James T. Kirk and Spock, upon the toupee's death at the hands of Spock
The toupee of Captain James T. Kirk was a Wiggy of unidentified gender (often mistaken for a Tribble) that became one of the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy. Serving as Master K'Kruhk's hat's apprentice, it singlehandedly defeated a quarter of the entire Separatist droid army, and was able to keep the menace known as Spock at bay for quite some time until Spock finally killed it.