Jawa

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"Me like Jawas. They make yummy drink."

―A 5-year old on Jawas

Jawas were small Black Tatooinian creatures who went around selling old junk, broken-down cars and used condoms. Jawa juice was made from them. They had no hearts or souls, but made funny little sounds when you shot them. Or hit them, or burned them or destroyed their planet (which unfortunately never happened... for now...). They were also know for being very hard workers, their Labour Union Code was well known throughout the Galaxy and was abused by many Hutt crimelords, Sith Lords and other evil people.

Albino Jawas were blue.

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