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Jax Pavan 007
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Classified subspecies of homo sapiens inhabiting the United Kingdom

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Classified; believed to be male (subject is master of disguise, making identification difficult)

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His name was Pavan, Jax Pavan, and he had a license to kill any any damn person he wanted to. Galactic historians have had great difficulty in tracing his career, as any attempts made to uncover classified documents pertaining to his deeds have all ended in the mysterious demise of the curious researchers. Nonetheless speculation and circumstantial evidence have provided a picture which should suffice in the meantime.

Pantless Pavan

Pictured: Spitting in the face of the universe.

Jax Pavan 007 was a human male named Jax Pavan who served with Rebel Intelligence during the Galactic Civil War, frequently working in counter espionage operations against Imperial Intelligence. He was well known for his keen fashion sense, love of Ruby Bliels (shaken, not stirred) and the large number of plastic surgeries he undertook to disguise himself: for instance, he was reported as appearing at many occasions as Captain Hair's Scottish cousin, Bond McAdder. Despite his well known knack for fine dress, he is thought to have engaged in transvestitism and on one mission apparently garbed himself most abominably in a bikini (pictured left).


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