Jax Pavan 124

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Jax Pavan (AKA Bartholemel the Batlord) 124 took actions of his great-grandfather Jax Pavan 29 rather than his father Jax Pavan 30. He burned up an entire man's penis in 1 second, killed 4,890,754,788 puppies in one day, and shot 300,600,600,590,345 women in a week! He died when his wife lost her necklace, which he knew was very dear to her. She gave birth to Jax Pavan 125 before dying.
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