Jax Pavan 127,303,107

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 127,303,107 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. Jax Pavan was a waiter who gained his fame showing Luke Skywalker how to eat with chopsticks.

One day Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke decided to go out for dinner at a Chinese restaurant. Obi-Wan ordered the mushu vegetable, and using his chopsticks deftly took peanuts from the tray in the center with the all skill you'd expect from a Jedi Master. Meanwhile, poor Luke was doing awfully, using both his hands and getting food all over the floor and on Obi-Wan's Jedi robes. Obi-Wan looked at him disapprovingly and said, "Use the forks, Luke."

Unfortunately, the restaurant was out of forks, but, not wanting an unhappy customer, waiter Jax Pavan 127,303,107 showed Luke how to use chopsticks, how to just move the bottom chopstick with your thumb like, not like that, you idiot, like this. Finally Luke got it right, and, thinking Jax Pavan was a reincarnation of God, asked who he was. In response to this, Jax replied, "Luke, I am your waiter."

Years later, Darth Lucas found the tape of this incident, which brought us the memorable saga Star Wars.

This article is called Jax Pavan 127,303,107. Jax Pavan 127,303,107 has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Jax Pavan 127,303,107 can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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