Jax Pavan 141,873,117

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 141,873,117 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a frequent traveler and a professional drinker. There was no one who ever beat him at drinking....until Obi-Wan Kenobi came along. Their most famous meeting was at the Tatooine Intergalactic Airport at the airport's bar. A couple of macho idiots declared a Jawa juice drinking contest to see who could drink the most Jawa juice in ten minutes. Obi-Wan won, drinking over 600 gallons, beating Jax Pavan 141,873,117's 43, which cast him into a 7-minute depression before he passed out. Eventually this Jax Pavan died of liver failure from drinking too much.

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