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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 206,018,168 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

"A day without sunshine is like, night."
―Jax Pavan
"How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?"
―Jax Pavan in a philosophical mood
"I used to be indecisive, now I'm just not sure!"
―Jax Pavan on himself

Jax Pavan 206,018,168 was a journalist for the Coruscanti Sun. He was the writer of the "Did you Know?" column, which meant he basically did nothing but copy down facts from the back of a cheesestick wrapper. However, it was the only part of the news people actually read, so he was popular. Not to mention funny.

Unfortunately, Jax Pavan 206,018,168 was killed by the Overly Litigious Association that Can't Take a Joke for his sense of humor. The new writer, young Jax Pavan, was nothing but a cheap imitator who got his facts from books instead. Gasp!


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