This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 33 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. Of course he was. Why wouldn't he be?

Jax Pavan 33 was the most jealous Jax Pavan. He was jealous of all the people in Coruscant named Jax Pavan, so he sought to eradicate all of them. However, he almost killed himself in the process, so he decided to prevent any new Jax Pavans from being born by stealing all the other Jax Pavans wives and girlfriends. Unfortunately for Jax, he couldn't even snag a girlfriend for his own, much less steal one from another man.

Much to his jealousy, Jax Pavan 33 was only half as awesome as Jax Pavan 66 and only one third as awesome as Jax Pavan 99.

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