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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 33,706 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He lived in Sah'c Town, and was a homeless person that lived on the streets. Despite his homelessness he still managed to steal enough money to buy Blue Milk on a daily basis from a local cantina.

HallucinationsEdit

As Jax Pavan drunk Blue Milk at an excessive rate, a large percentage of his memory was overtaken by hallucinations. He thought that he was a Jedi knight with a blue lightsaber, trained by the reject member of the Lollipop guild, who managed to escape the great Jedi purge. He then thought he had become a private investigator whilst waiting for Bug-Eyes to give him information in order to create a Rebel Alliance. In reality he spent his life in a cantina drinking blue milk, his death came about when he stole from a MANDALORIAN who PWNed him.


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