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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 409,493,751 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was one of the many sandwich servers in the Galactic House of Lords. Jax Pavan 409,493,751 was not a rich man, so he decided to strike it rich by sending in a copy of the sandwich recipe to Jax Pavan's cooking show. They rejected it, but not before they called the cops on this weirdo and took him straight to Palpatine himself, as anyone who gave away the recipe suffered a most painful death. Needless to say, Jax Pavan 409,493,751 was killed, but not by Palpatine, who was suing his family. Instead, Jax was killed by his best customer. So sad.


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