Jax Pavan 421,704,542

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 421,704,542 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He irritated his neighbors with his loud music until they kicked him out, turning him into a homeless bum like <insert name here>. Because he was too lazy to search the galaxy for a job, he could not afford to bathe, and thus Jax Pavan 421,704,542 the bum stank like a bum (as in butt). He befriended a Wookiee, which also stank, and moved to Gamorr. There his Wookiee friend opened up a butcher's shop, and he opened up a restaurant featuring a cheap all-pork buffet. Their partnership contributed to the extinction of the Gamorrean race several years later.

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