Jax Pavan 472,660,235

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 472,660,235 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a stinkin' rich guy, as he was part of the secret recycling organization entitled We Don't Recycle But You Do so We Will Steal Your Cans and Get the Money Anyway (WDRBYDWWAYCGMA). Jax Pavan 472,660,235 rode around Coruscant in a van, dumping people's cans into a bin. Then he would go get $1,000 at the end of the day. No one noticed because they thought he was a garbageman. Poor saps.

Eventually, he was killed when Darth Oscar got mad that he was hoarding garbage and destroyed his planet.

This article is called Jax Pavan 472,660,235. Jax Pavan 472,660,235 has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Jax Pavan 472,660,235 can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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