Jax Pavan 544,124,905

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 544,124,905 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant. He was a handyman that won an Oscar for Best Documentary with the short film "Storm". It was like this:

One day Jax Pavan 544,124,905 was working in his garden, having gotten the tools from the tool shed. Suddenly a tornado strikes with 355 mile-an-hour winds. The pressure was so great the tool shed exploded (or blew up, whatever), being reduced to a pile of matchsticks. It was deadly to be out there, but that didn't stop Jax Pavan 544,124,905 from filming the whole thing. Unfortunately, Jax Pavan 544,124,905 didn't notice the 80-foot oak tree about to come down right behind him...

...and well, at least the film helped pay for his medical bills!

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