- "Stupidity doesn't count as a handicap, so park elsewhere!"
- ―Police officer to Jax Pavan 577,925,769 when he parked in the handicap area
Jax Pavan 577,925,769 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.
He had guts. Cojones. Chutzpah, if you want Watto's opinion. Anyway, said Jax Pavan was an extremely
stupid brave man whom all the ladies laughed at. One of the stupidest bravest things Jax Pavan 577,925,769 did was hang off the Senate Building tied to a rope upside down for five hours. It made him kinda sad that while he was up there a person hung off the Empire State Building tied to a rope upside down for 12 hours.
Finally, thinking there was no
stupider braver Jax Pavan, film director Jax Pavan decided to have him featured in a cheesy sitcom action movie, which was fun!
Eventually, Jax Pavan 577,925,769 was killed doing a very
stupid brave thing. So sad!