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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 582,797,631 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

Or not.

Jax Pavan 582,797,631 was actually a fictional Jax Pavan registered by Watto in case he ever needed an alias while running from the law. For years, it seemed Jax Pavan 582,797,631 would lead as boring an existence as any other real life Jax Pavan, when out of sheer bureaucratic failure, Jax Pavan 582,797,631 was named Jax Pavan of the Year. When Watto found the notification in Jax Pavan 582,797,631 fictional inbox he decided to do some more checks and found to his surprise that Jax Pavan 582,797,631 had also won an invitation to the Jax Pavan Holy Mission, the Jax Pavan Junior Science brigade and several Jax Pavan beauty contests. It then dawned on Watto that because of the burgeoning population of Jaxes Pavan on Coruscant a fictional Jax Pavan was virtually indistinguishable from a real one and Watto's Jax Pavan Emporium was born.

However before he could establish the emporium he decided to test the waters by enrolling Jax Pavan 582,797,631 (with Jax Pavan 21's permission) in the Great Jax Pavan Lottery in an attempt to scam all the other Jaxes Pavan. Jax Pavan 411 was unfortunately present and the scam was uncovered, but the lack of response from the authorities was Green Lightsabre enough for Watto. Jax Pavan 21 himself managed to escape being mobbed to death by his patrons through stroke of sheer genius.


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