- "Why is 6 afraid of Jax Pavan? 'cause Jax Pavan 8 9!"
- ―Jax Pavan 8 was often the subject of poorly crafted, but scathing, jokes
He was very, very, fat. When he was a child, his peers made fun of his extreme roundness frequently. It was very unfortunate, therefore, that he was Jax Pavan 8. It made for many food related jokes. When he grew older people sometimes even called him Jex Porkins.