Jax Pavan 80,088,008

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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 80,088,008 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

Except that Jax Pavan 555,555,555 was actually a fictional Jax Pavan-for-hire maintained by Watto's Jax Pavan Emporium. This Jax Pavan was a popular choice amongst the horniest members of the Galaxy for use as an alias when visiting Coruscant's infamous red light district. Jax Pavan 80,088,008 was also frequently hired out for phone sex, pornographic chat rooms, and ordering adult magazines. Jax Pavan 80,088,008 also appears to have won a disproportionate number of children's arcade games, joining the ranks of such great High-scorers as ASS, FUCKU, and CUNT.

This article is called Jax Pavan 80,088,008. Jax Pavan 80,088,008 has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Jax Pavan 80,088,008 can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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