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This article is about a Human male named Jax Pavan who lived on Coruscant. You may be looking for one of the 582,797,753 others.

Jax Pavan 8008 was one of the 582,797,754 Human males named Jax Pavan on Coruscant.

He spent most of his time hanging around topless bars specializing in monomammary performers on Coruscant's lower city. He also spent a lot of time vacationing to Europe's topless beaches. At age thirty-six he received a sex change and became Jackie Pavan. Not happy with his her breasts, he she received twenty more plastic surgeries before his her death at age forty-seven from breast cancer, but not before she gave birth to Octomom and ashley, a gender confused Darthipedian. ashley then donated his sperm to Octomom who then gave birth to her eight children.

Jackie Pavan 8008 Family TreeEdit

                 Nadyax Pavanman--+--Jax Pavan 4004                         
                                  |             
                           +------+------+  
                           |             |                   
              Jackie Pavan 8008---+---Pregnant man           
                                  |                                |
                        Octomom---+---ashley(sperm donation)
                                  |
          +--------+--------+--------+--------+--------+--------+--------+
        Merc    Claw    Jed  Ninjur  SG1   Woody  Enochf  GB
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