The Jax Pavan Holy War was a cataclysmic battle of wits and integrity between a man and his dog.... No, not that kind of battle, you frikking sicko. A man named Jax Pavan, the forty-second man to register the name, and his formerly loyal companion. No, shut up. His K9 companion, fed up by his master's need to raise and maintain an army of large rats, bit the spice addict and stole the sheath to the man's "magical sword." The dog then set up a personal kingdom of kitten warriors. His domain began to encroach upon that of his former master, leading to the conflict.
It began on a foggy morning on the border between their lands. Pavan sent an elite force of rat warriors to infiltrate K9's countryside, between the half eaten burrito and the Holy Garbage Can of Antioch. They stopped for a moment to eat said burrito, though there "wasn't enough for everyone" and Scrat was killed in the fight over it. The remaining three, well feasted, made their way through the streets of K9's country, killing any kittens that came their way. They walked into the Holy Can, which incidentally was very holey, and were tricked by another Jax Pavan, posing as number 42, into counting to three, no more, no less. The Can exploded, killing all the mice and kittens inside, sparking an all out war between the two nations.