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"The Crimson Chin" Jay Leno
Biographical information
Homeworld

Hell

Born

Unfortunately

Died

I wish

Physical description
Species

Chin

Gender

Fatass

Height

Shorter than Conan

Hair color

Grey

Eye color

Scary

Cybernetics

Genitals

Personal shit
Butt buddies
  • Satan
  • NBC
Asshole enemies
Weapon

Lightsaber

Forms of ass-kickery

Ka-CHIN!

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Rise of the Empire era

Affiliation
  • The Jay Leno Show (2009-2009) wait a minute, whaa?
  • The Tonight Show (1992-2009, 2010-SHIT!)
Known masters

Satan

Known apprentices

The Antichrysler

Jay Leno was a Jedi Grand Master who thought he was funny, but really WASN'T!!!!!! He sucked at comedy because of a severe case of badcomedictimingitis that caused bad comedic timing. If that wasn't bad enough, he was a backstabbing asshole who took Conan's job. Fans were so outraged, that they destroyed a planet for no good reason, but to cause chaos on the day that the greatest comedian since Carson (we're talking about O'Brien here) was kicked out of the greatest comedy show on planet Earth after the Late Night Wars. Notice this article has nothing to do with Star Wars.


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This article is called Jay Leno. Jay Leno has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Jay Leno can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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