|"The Crimson Chin" Jay Leno|
Shorter than Conan
|Forms of ass-kickery||
|Chronological and political information|
Rise of the Empire era
Jay Leno was a Jedi Grand Master who thought he was funny, but really WASN'T!!!!!! He sucked at comedy because of a severe case of badcomedictimingitis that caused bad comedic timing. If that wasn't bad enough, he was a backstabbing asshole who took Conan's job. Fans were so outraged, that they destroyed a planet for no good reason, but to cause chaos on the day that the greatest comedian since Carson (we're talking about O'Brien here) was kicked out of the greatest comedy show on planet Earth after the Late Night Wars. Notice this article has nothing to do with Star Wars.