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Squid Dirtwalker
Jed Squirtwalker
Biographical information
Homeworld

Tatooine

Died

When he runs out of stolen souls

Physical description
Species

Ginger

Gender

Male

Height

1.02 meters

Hair color

Ginger

Eye color

Ginger

Chronological and political information
Era(s)
Affiliation
Known masters
Known apprentices
 Jed Squidwalker is the grand father of Anakin Skywalker. He was kinda a dick and he went around creating 'life' in random women because why the fuck not. The women with his children began to think they were blessed by god when really they were blessed by his massive manhood forced into their cunt. May the force be with you indeed.

Anyway, Jed Squidwalker was born on Tatooine to The Senate! Every member of the Senate fucked his mother and impregnated her, instead of having 20 babies she had the god emperor Jed Squidwalker.

Jed died trying to use the force to fuck himself.

Personality and traitsEdit

Jed Squirtwalker liked to fuck every day and his grandson Anakin accepted being his slave. Yippe! He had a lightsaber dildo and it decimated the anus of any girl but you know the dirty whore liked it.

Behind the scenesEdit

Jed Squirtwalker was played by a ginger stolen from ireland, the actor was unknown since nobody wanted to ask his name because he was a filthy ginger.

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