Jedi
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- "The Jedi are...(gulp) such...(gulp)...IDIOTS!"
- ―Frog-Buster
Jedi were the feeble opponents of the Sith, serving really as little more than dramatic foils and occasional, ineffectual dueling partner. The Jedi followed a code that mandated treating all lifeforms with respect (snicker) and believing in (chortle)…peace!! (raucous laughter).
In their so called war for peace during the Clone Wars, they had their asses unsuspectedly handed to them by thousands of clone troopers that they led. Many Jedi were Hippies.
Thank you, Jedi, for teaching us to laugh about love…again.
Of course, contrary to all their teachings of peace the Jedi were also genocidal. They tried to wipe out all the Mandalorians....seriously...WHY?
[Edit] Weapons
They has Lazor-swords!! Press a button. Up they pop. Swing it a bit and watch your foe fall in half. Unless you're a retard like Qui-Gon.
The Force! Yes you heard it.. you'd think they'd be all powerful with the force! Some may disagree and say Jedi are powerful with the force! Well I got news for you. They couldn't save their own shitty temple in That big city.. you know the one
[Edit] Known Idiots..... ehhhh.... I mean Jedi
- Yoda (He was very wise.... He fell to the Dark Side.)
- Yaddle
- Yarael Poof
- Anakin Skywalker (He had also fallen, but before that, he was a Jedi hippie.)
- Ahsoka Tano (She was a whinny, ear piercing, bitch in that kiddy show no one gave a crap for. She soon met her Demise.)
- Obi- Wanker n00bie
- Jelly Pudding Sar Agorn, Grand Master of the Jelly Order
- Luke Skywalker (He was a whiny bitch, most Jedi deny his existence)
- Jaina Solo
- Plo Koon
- Ki-Adi-Mundi
- Aayla Secura
- Qui-Gon Jinn
- De-Mik Padav (Many Jedi are incapable of identifying this Jedi due to his very tree-like appearance for a human.)
- Nimrod Anthill (douche)
- Blaze (Formerly CTX-00000001.)
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