- "I was cut off from the Force, then exiled from the Jedi Order. Now I have a new mission: to seek out new life and new civilizations; to boldly go where no lesbian has gone before."
- ―Greeting from the Exile's holocron
This holocron, belonging to the Jedi Exile, was discovered in 29 ABY by Luke Skywalker when he and his wife traveled to the Chiss Ascendancy in hopes of enlisting their aid against the Yuuzhan Vong. The Chiss, who hadn't known the precise nature of the device, but deduced by its age and markings that it was something of possible import, bestowed it upon the Jedi Master as a parting gift.
About halfway through the trip back to the Galactic Alliance, Luke was disappointed to learn that the holocron was simply a storage device for an incredibly massive collection of lesbian pornography.