Jedi Exile's crystal

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Kreia: "The crystal responds to you! This is very rare indeed..."
Exile: "Hmmm. It looks like a 'device'...what the kriff, I'll keep it for now..."
— The Jedi Exile finds her crystal.

This rare type of Force-focusing crystal was discovered in a Dantooine cave by the Lesbian Jedi Exile during her visit there in 3,951 BBY. The crystal bonded with the Exile, eventually acquiring a brilliant inner light that almost blinded anyone who looked directly at it; interestingly enough, it glowed with a slightly pinkish cast. The crystal, when properly tuned and inserted into the Exile's lightsaber, channeled her own Force-energy, which allowed her to PWN even more massively, particularly against Sith Lords and other Sith-wannabes.

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