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Jesus Patrick Bach, Chapter 4 was a Bendy Bendu Acrobat who really made no significant contributions to anything except for making his father, Jesus Patrick Bach, Part 3, realize that he was an asshole for trying to destroy planets. In order to do this, he had to die. This would have been noble, but he was killed by a Jedi so that just made him a loser. He was played by The Joker (too soon?).

His descendant was Christian Bale, the man-crush of certain supergeeky fanboys.

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Had too much humor? Who are you kidding? You can never get enough of it! Go check out the Star Wars Fanon Wiki's other article on Jesus Patrick Bach, Part 4 where you will find the real definition of Star Wars humor.

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