Jocasta Nu
Biographical information

circa 5000 BBY


19 BBY, Coruscant

Physical description





1.67 meters

Hair color


Eye color


Personal shit

Blue lightsaber

Chronological and political information
Known apprentices
"OK. I have a plan. I know exactly what to do. Now, stay close… stay close… I know… do exactly as I say… ready? Get her‼"
―Ray Stantz, attempting to deal with Jocasta Nu

Jocasta Nu, a.k.a. The Grey Lady, was a free-floating, full-torso, vaporous apparition that tended to the Jedi Archives in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. In days of yore, like, five thousand years ago, she was a detail-oriented, sedentary Jedi who spent most of her time tidying up the card catalog and reading Agatha Christie novels.

She came to assist jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi in finding Kamino in the Jedi archives. She assured him that if it's wasn't in the archives I'd didn't exist. She later helped Ashoka Tano with her homework. She got beat up by a bounty hunter but lived.

Hunted and Death Edit

After Order 66 she fled the Jedi Temple. She later returned to get stuff from the archives but ran into Darth Vader. The Sith Lord duelled her. Jocasta used a Lightsaber gun to try to kill Vader but vader destroyed the weapon, destroying Nus saber in the process. Jocasta attempted to kill herself by jumping off a building but Vader who was with clone commander Fox held her up with the force and captured her. He then broke Foxs neck. When Jocasta used Vaders real name, Annie, he forced pusehd all the nearby clones out of the ship where they fell to their deaths. When Jocosta asked waht he would do to her, Vader ignited his Lightsaber. He crashed their ship and killed Jocasta, leaving her corpse to burn.. Her Force ghost then went on as a mad old idiot without any archive to say things didn't exist in.

Eventually, around the time of the founding of the New Republic, Jocasta's restless ghost went insane and began scaring the crap out of everyone, prompting the Jedi to hire the Ghostbusters to dispose of her.

"Keep it down this is a library."
―Jocasta Nu during Operation Knightfall.[src]

Oh, and this Potter guy came in to ask her the secrets of how to become a Sith by making Horcruxes, and she told him the exact recipe. Harry rushed off with his Potter Pals and began to make the exact recipe, following it ingredient by ingredient, only to discover it was a recipe for making Blue cheese fondue.


Jocasta Nu, causing disturbances later in un-life

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