Journal of the Whills 25:17
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The Journal of the Whills 25:17 was something Mace Windu would say just before he PWNED your sorry ass.
[Edit] The Text
Journal of the Whills 25:17
"The path of the righteous Jedi is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
Emperor and the tyranny of evil
Siths. Blessed is he who, in the
name of The Force and the Jedi Code,
shepherds the R2 Units through the
valley of the Dark Side, for he is truly
his Master's keeper and the finder
of lost Padawan's. And I will
strike down upon thee with Purple Lightsabers
and furious vaapad, those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my fellow Jedi. And you will know my
name is the Zeus when I lay my
Lightsaber upon thee."
[Edit] Known Victims
- An unknown Mandalorian scout, who came bursting out of the Toilet and unloaded his Mandalorian Revolver on Mace and a fellow Jedi. Unfortunately for him he forgot to pull up his Pants and fell down. Mace, then PWN3D him in cold blood.
