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Jupiter, IS THE BIGGEST FREAKING PLANET IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY!!!!!!! About the size of Mace Windu's penis, it is equivalent to over 2000 Nabooboos. And the pull of a damn star, no starfighters allowed here because they turn into rubble.
The planet was known by darthipedian scientists of darthipedia mythology and religious BS of many species, they seek the Jupiimtes, quite a bounty I want to collect, the only freaking people on the planet. Jupiter can reach an apparent magnitude of −2.8, from Nabooboo, that is freaking bright and this damn planet is the cause of the destruction of the third Death Star, hah, who has the power to destroy a SPACE STATION, hahaha.
Jupiter has been explored by many idiots with underwear and bathtubs, which is how they die. The most recent idiot to visit Jupiter was the loser Darth Darth Binks in an Escape Pod. The Pod used the gravity from Jupiter to destroy the pod so Binks could spacedive onto Jupiter. Future idiots for exploration in the Jovian system include Count Dooku, a loser Darth Vader, and the fucked up Obi-Wan Kenobi.
How big is it?EditREALLY FREAKING BIG, LOOK TO THE RIGHT COMPARED TO NABOOBOO. ------>
Sometimes losers end up in the hospital after the epic fail to get off the planet. The weird thing is that females who visit get they're little vagina's sucked as a part of the dreaded Death Red Spot, which destroyed the third Death Star, muhahahaha!!
Jupiter is 2.5 times the mass of all the other it's so massive that its butt with the Jupiimtes actually lies above Leia's anus (1.068 anuses from the damn center). This planet dwarfs Nabooboo (with a diameter 11 times as great) it is considerably more dense.