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Jurassic Park: Endor was a leisure zone designed by Emperor Palpatine and some fiendish John Hammond for stormtroopers and high-ranking imperials to enjoy themselves seeing Ewoks, Gungans and other shits thrown alive into the paddocks of dinosaurs. Simply beautiful.
JP: Endor enclosed many, many kinds of dinosaurs cloned by Kaminoans - obviously - and... uh, other things.
- T-Rex paddock: The park's most infamous place, where cars with kids inside got turned over, lawyers got eaten, crazy mathematicians were chased by pink dinos... among others.
- Velociraptor paddock: A shitty 30 x 30 m enclosure where Gungans got fed to hungry, scary dinos.
- Vampire paddock: A very big, foggy forest where hot young women got stalked by hot young vampires, who got stalked by velociraptors.
However, and very sadly for the bored stormtroopers, the Emperor (who was the one who put the cash in all this) was killed by his BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD and the mess was used by The Man of the Magic Word (hired by someone called Dogson) to steal the dino embryos, which sold up to 99 999 999 credits in the black market each unit.