Encounter With Secret Apprentice Edit
Assassination Attempt by HK-47 Edit
Later on HK-47 heard that some whiny bitch was close to ruining Star Wars so being the kool badass assassian window-cleaning droid that he was he showed up to kill Kanan. Unfortunately as he was quoting maginifcently about how his blaster was warming up and how the meatbag better hold still or he would make it more painful for him HK-47 disappeared because Disney said the EU never existed. The only reason HK-47 didn't disappear when Starkiller did is due to him being in more eras and his ability to quote maginificently.
Jarrus was killed after he had throughly ruined Star Wars and he encountered the holy one after he had reincarnated in order to survive the EU purge because nobody kills God and gets away with it. The holy one smited Jarrus with his holy instrument of death. Kyle Katarn then went on to pay special attention to the planet that the Disney empire was founded on and in a final act of awesomeness Kyle Katarn restored all of the characters the Disney empire had erased back to their rightful place in the universe unfortunately by that time the Star Wars fanbase had died out due to Kanan ruining Star Wars.
Fun Facts Edit
-Kanan is Bi-Sexual
-Kanan smokes weed
-Kanan was molested before the Jedi Order took him in.
-Mace Windu once called him "The worst Mutha Fucka with a saber he had ever seen."
-Over 100 Jedi declined to take Kanan as an apprentice.
-Kanan has a bowel disorder and he frequently soils himself.
-Once another Padawan cut off his pony tail and he didn't come out of his room until it grew back.
-Kanan was not going to graduate from Padawan Learner to Knight
-Kanan was trained by a Hologram of Depa Billaba because no other Master would take him and at the time Depa Billaba was in a Coma.
-Kanan does not actually have any facial hair (or pubic hair for that matter) his goatee is actually made of plastic that has been super-glued to his face.
-The crew aboard The Ghost only hang around with Kanan because they could not find anyone else stupid enough to pal around with them.