Karina the Great

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Karina the Great
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Mostly ass

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"She smelled horrible...but ooooh, that sweet succulent flesh...she was almost a goddess of plenty to us."
―Swirwoosh Klikkahaa, Kubaz biographer

Queen Karina the Great, also known as Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Mal-formed Slug-for-a-Butt, was the queen of the Geonosians. She had a big, huge, pulsating, sweaty, festering, putrid ovipositor with which she could lay lots and lots and lots of little baby Geonosians. In fact, that was all she did. She sat on that giant slug-for-a-butt and laid eggs. All day and all night. Oh, and she also produced the entirety of Geonosis' biggest export, Slurm. And she smelled just horrible.

Kubaz, however, thought she looked delicious. Many were disappointed when her temple collapsed, crushing her and ruining the possibility of ever roasting her succulent slug-for-a-butt over an open flame until golden brown and sizzling in its own juices.

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