Katarn feces is the stuff that comes from God's Holy Ass. It's made of pure gold, cures cancer when eaten, it's currency on Endor and starred in Air Force One. However, you probably didn't know that because back then, Katarn's poop worked under a different name: Glenn Close.

Not to be confused with the feces of actual katarns.

This article is called Katarn feces. Katarn feces has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Katarn feces can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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