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Kavar
Biographical information
Homeworld

Gamorrea

Born

Nine months after his dad did his mom

Died

On the very first night of September

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

I'd say about 175cm. Well, higher!

Hair color

Goldish goldish brownish fleshish...

Eye color

Eyes

Cybernetics

no

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
Era(s)

Senior Citizens' era

Affiliation
  • Jedi
  • Jedi Guardian
  • Guard on duty
Known masters

Some cool dude

Known apprentices

Darth Revan, Jedi Exile

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This article is called Kavar. Kavar has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Kavar can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Kavar.
"Hey, you so famous! Yo mama's so fat that my Basilisk War Droid blew into bits when we were... uhmm... wait... we... uhm... forget it..."
―Canderous Ordo, to Kavar

Jedi Master Kavar or simply Kavar was the most notorious Jedi Master in his time. He was the best Jedi Guardian. Except for Darth Revan, of course. He was oh so full of powah!!

Apprenticeship of Revan Edit

Kavar trained Revan when he was still a rugged young citizen. Revan was of course more powerful than Kavar so he spared him. That was because he was still a Hippie. Hippies couldn't kill anyone without fighting.

Idiot's death Edit

"Dead as a dodo"
―Darth Traya

Kavar went to the Dantooine enclave to meet up with his drinking mates, Master Vrook and Master Zez-Kai Ell. There they got so drunk that their robes wouldn't fit anymore. After their night party, the Jedi Exile arrived and they were still too drunk. They cut him off from the Force. Then some old fagged witch arrived and sucked them all up dry.

It was a day long remembered. It was the end of Hippies, it would seem the end of the Hippieon.

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