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Kirby
Kirby
Biographical information
Homeworld

In the world of King Dedede

Born

Like I said

Died

Darth Vader ate him

Physical description
Species

Pink marshmallow

Gender

Male

Height

small

Hair color

none

Eye color

black

Personal shit
Butt buddies
Asshole enemies

He makes friends with anyone

Weapon

pink

Forms of ass-kickery

Cook Kirby

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

The Super Smash Brotherhood

Known masters

Mario

"On second thought, never mind."
―Kirby does not have a quote

Kirby was a pink marshmallow who worked for The Super Smash Brotherhood.

BirthEdit

Kirby and the other members of the brotherhood were discovered by Darth Squidward while being played by him. Squidward took the twelve veterans out of the game and forced them to refrain from destroying any planets. Kirby was under the command of Mario.

Attack On The HalberdEdit

Kirby ordered to lead an attack on the Halberd, the ship of the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord Meta Knight. The attack was successful and Meta Knight was killed in the process. Darth Squidward was informed by Mario. Squidward was clueless about the Sith Mega-Super-Overlord. Apparently, Link informed the group that he was hired by Darth Revan to assassinate Darth Squidward. The next step was to arrest King Dedede for arming his Waddle Dee Army with knowledge of the Force. Kirby went in alone and killed the penguin king.

Another Sith In The GroupEdit

Darth Squidward had hired the Sith Pikachu to help lead battles. Pikachu would constantly use Force lightning on Kirby. Kirby wished that God would kill both Sith, but God said Squidward and Pikachu were his children.

DeathEdit

The Brotherhood was falling apart because a female named Samus was kicked out of the all guys group. Then Darth Vader and the Galactic Empire lead an assault on the base. Pikachu did not attend because he was at a special Sith Mega-Super-Overlord meeting. Vader had killed all present including Kirby.


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This article is called Kirby. Kirby has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Kirby can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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