Kit Fisto
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| Kit Fisto | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Rastafar |
| Died |
Too Awesome to Die |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Rastafarian |
| Gender | |
| Hair color |
Dread-ish-thingy |
| Eye color |
BIG |
| Personal shit | |
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- "Master Fisto, in these matters, trust your ability to have ridiculous dreads we do."
- ―Yoda
Kit Fisto was a Nautolan Jedi who had tentacle-dreads. Like a Rastafarian. That's what he was! He's a rasta Jedi! Yah, man!
One of the most highly respected Jedi Masters in the Jedi Order. Not because of his amazing lightsaber technique or ability to defuse any hostile situation or so forth…but rather because of his gleaming smile and the fact that he once snogged Aayla Secura. Because she was, er, drowning. Yeah. He was giving her air. That's it. Damn him. Unfortunately, his sexiness wasn't very effective against Emperor Palpatine, who sliced his head off and then placed it on his desk as some kind of grisly trophy. But that didn't matter; Kit's squid head had mondo regeneration powers, and he grew a new body, even sexier than the old one. He lived long enough to bang Alema Rar. Whoo!
- ":D"
- ―Kit Fisto
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